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trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

waiting-for-a-bluebox:

demonicwavelengthofsexualintent:

improbablenormality:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

It will die of oxygen starvation that’s what would happen.

a werewolf in a space suit then, what then smarty pants?

then as soon as it starts to transform, it’s claws will puncture the suit and it will die of oxygen starvation that’s what would happen.

Thank you, science side of tumblr, for giving us the answer to yet another important question

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

lolsomeone-actually:

you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head

Maiaiaiane

  • Me: *mentions a sexuality other than gay or straight in a discussion*
  • Everyone else: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP PUTTING SO MANY LABELS OH MY GOD
Can you turn on the light,
please?